PARIS HILTON

Paris "sex-tape" Hilton should make a fine president. But you've already seen her naked and "working", so if she runs for presidency and wins, and another sex-tape gets out, it wouldn't be a suprise anymore and wouldn't be as interesting as the first one.
She's also a woman, a stupid woman, a stupid slutty woman, so you be careful not to vote for her.

PIRY

Voting for Piry is the smartest choice you'll ever make.
Maybe you're asking yourself:
"Why should I vote for Piry ?" ... well why shouldn't you ?
He's smart, he's charming, he's got amazing leadership skills, he wants what's best for the world, he really hates his opponents for spending money on stupid election campaigns while they could make a website like he did, and he has a great smile.

VOTE for PIRY !!! (or else !)