AL GORE

Al Gore is the one who set the standard for being an asshole and a douche. He claimed to have invented the Internet and that the serious global warming problem we're facing is caused by ManBearPigs.
He received a lot of prizes, medals, honorary titles, all stating that he's a total asshole. He's also suspected of having a threesome with Monica Lewinsky and president Clinton.
Nobody likes him, nobody should, so nobody vote for him !

PIRY

Voting for Piry is the smartest choice you'll ever make.
Maybe you're asking yourself:
"Why should I vote for Piry ?" ... well why shouldn't you ?
He's smart, he's charming, he's got amazing leadership skills, he wants what's best for the world, he really hates his opponents for spending money on stupid election campaigns while they could make a website like he did, and he has a great smile.

VOTE for PIRY !!! (or else !)