ADOLF HITLER

Adolf Hitler is most famous for killing a lot of jews (which nobody really likes). He most probably didn't die after the World War II, so he's still eligible for presidency.
Unfortunately he doesn't really want to be president, he just wants to be able to kill jews.
He has that ugly moustache, he has really bad teeth, he looks and acts like a maniac, and because a lot of people are jewish, they probably won't vote for him anyway, so you shouldn't either. (why waste votes ?)

PIRY

Voting for Piry is the smartest choice you'll ever make.
Maybe you're asking yourself:
"Why should I vote for Piry ?" ... well why shouldn't you ?
He's smart, he's charming, he's got amazing leadership skills, he wants what's best for the world, he really hates his opponents for spending money on stupid election campaigns while they could make a website like he did, and he has a great smile.

VOTE for PIRY !!! (or else !)